And On The 6th Day.........

 

"On The Sixth Day..."

On the sixth day, G~d turned to the angel Gabriel....

"On this day, I shall create a magic land. It shall
be called 'Israel'. It will stand as holy. Its magnificence
will be known all over the world. I will choose to send
to this land special people of goodness, intelligence
and conviction, so the land shall prosper. I shall call
these inhabitants Jews."

"Pardon me, Lord," asked Gabriel, "but aren't you
being too generous to these Jews?"

"Not really. Wait until you see the neighbors I'm giving
them!"