Buddhism as written in The Book Of Oy!

    Jewish Buddhism from the Book Of Oy!

  *There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote,         you never visited. And whose fault was that?

  *Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind that not
   every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
 

  *If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?

   *The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single OY!

  *Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the second,
   satisfaction. With the third, a Danish, a bagel, and a schmear

  *The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao
  does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides. The
   Tao is not Jewish.

 

     xoxox R from J