Words for the New World Jerusalem Dictionary

 

 

Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts of Jewish men. 

 

 Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 
 

 Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 
 

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. (i.e. oy-ster)

 

 Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
 

 Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.